We roast your trades so you stop repeating mistakes.
Show us your trading history, we'll identify exactly what you did wrong.
Case file · TSLA-0417
TSLA
Case file · trade verdict
The result matched the process — this wasn't unlucky. A disciplined exit makes it a small, forgettable loss.
Inconsistent process is undermining decent entries.
Your win rate is 70%, but your average loss (£312) is 3.1× your average win (£101). Net result: -£255. You cut winners in under a day and hold losers for 4+ days. Entries are solid — define a 2% max loss per trade and enforce it before entry.
Illustrative example — metrics like R-multiple, MFE and MAE appear when market data is available.
The service
What is Roast My Trades?
Roast My Trades is an AI-powered trading coach and journal analyser for beginner traders. You upload trade records exported from your broker (CSV) or enter them manually, and the app uses Gemini AI to review your process — entry timing, position sizing, exit behaviour, and risk management. Each trade is rated Good, OK, or Bad based on process quality, not just whether it was profitable.
Feedback is delivered in two tones: Professional (calm, structured, actionable) or Roast Me (blunt and funny — same data, different delivery). The app also detects recurring behavioural patterns across your trades, such as holding losers too long, cutting winners early, or entering on FOMO.
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Roast My Trades does not provide financial advice. All AI feedback is for educational and reflective purposes only. See our Terms and Privacy Policy.
Getting started
How it works
From raw trades to structured feedback in four steps.
Two tones
Same data. Two tones.
Pattern analysis
One trade tells you what happened. A basket tells you why it keeps happening.
Group any trades from your library into a basket and the AI compares them against each other — surfacing the habits that repeat across your history, not just the story of one trade. A basket costs the same single credit as analysing one trade, however many you group together.
Examples
Your results, ready to share.
Every analysis generates a card you can post anywhere. Here are a few examples.
Six pre-analysed trades and two basket post-mortems — no sign-up needed.
Recurring causes of death
Seven patterns. One honest report.
The AI detects the most common behavioural mistakes in beginner traders. Most people have two or three dominant patterns — the same bad habits appearing across different instruments and market conditions.
Panic sell
Closing early out of fear before your plan triggered an exit.
FOMO buy
Entering late after the move — chasing price, buying tops.
Revenge trading
Aggressive entries to recover a recent loss.
Holding losers
Refusing to exit a losing trade, waiting for recovery.
Cutting winners
Closing profitable trades before your target, missing the move.
Oversized position
Trading too large — normal adverse moves become outsized damage.
DCA sequence
Adding to a losing position without a pre-planned strategy.
Find out what your trades say about you.
Upload your first batch in under 5 minutes. Free tier includes 3 analyses — no card needed.