How it works

From trade history to actionable insight in minutes.

Roast My Trades is an AI trade review tool for beginner traders. Upload a batch of closed trades, get structured feedback on your decision-making process — not just the P&L.

The process

Four steps from raw trade data to a clearer picture of what you're doing wrong.

Upload your trades

Import an export from your broker, or enter trades manually. Roast My Trades handles the common formats from most UK and US brokers — complete-trade rows or ledger-style entries — plus MetaTrader 4 and 5 account history statements as MT exports them, and an opt-in AI parser can extract trades from Excel and PDF statements too.

Supported instruments: stocks, ETFs, CFDs, and spread bets. Unclosed positions are flagged so you can close or exclude them, and you can optionally record your stop, target, and the reason you took each trade — so the AI can grade you against your own plan.

AI analyses your process

The AI reviews each trade against what a disciplined trader would do. It looks at entry timing, position sizing, holding time, exit behaviour, and risk management — not just the final P&L.

Historical market context is retrieved for your trade dates: earnings announcements, macro data releases, central bank decisions, index moves. Where price data is available, timing judgements are grounded in the actual price path around your entry and exit.

Get dual-tone feedback

Every trade is rated Good, OK, or Bad with a 0–100 process score. Choose your feedback style: structured and factual (Professional) or blunt and funny (Roast Me).

The same underlying analysis, delivered in two voices. Professional gives you metrics, counterfactuals ("what you could have done, and what it was worth"), and action points. Roast Me makes the lesson memorable — because embarrassment is a better teacher than bullet points.

Spot patterns. Trade better.

Across your basket, the AI identifies recurring behavioural patterns — the habits that cost you money regardless of market conditions — and prioritises the fixes worth the most.

Your dashboard tracks the bigger picture: win rate, expectancy, a process-versus-outcome Trade Quality Matrix, and a Trading Archetype built from your dominant patterns. Upload another batch after a month and see whether your process improves — even when P&L is noisy.

The core idea

We roast your trades so you stop repeating mistakes.

Most beginner traders measure themselves by P&L. It feels obvious — green is good, red is bad. But P&L in the short term is heavily influenced by luck, and optimising for it trains exactly the wrong habits.

A trader who follows a poor process and gets lucky is reinforcing dangerous behaviour. A trader who follows a disciplined process and takes a loss is learning. Over hundreds of trades, only one of these traders improves.

Roast My Trades shifts the feedback signal. Instead of rewarding outcomes, it rewards process quality. Over time, that reframe changes how you think before, during, and after every trade.

P&L focus

Win = good trade. Loss = bad trade. You hold losers waiting for recovery, cut winners early to lock in green. You trade more after a big win. You revenge trade after a big loss. Your equity curve is erratic.

Process focus

A well-executed loss is filed as a Good trade. A lucky win on a reckless entry is flagged as Bad. You improve your process systematically. Over time your edge compounds.

Results in minutes

One credit per analysis, any basket size

Market context included

Historical events for your trade dates

Not financial advice

Process review only

Roast mode

Feedback that actually sticks